Narayan’s Implosion Flux

I found this video of a 3 year-old playing drums like no other 3 year-old I know at leat… You gotta see this…

Have you ever wondered how 4 little words –or even less– can totally RUIN sex??? In a small bulletin going around on MySpace, a list of very good 4-word sex-ruining phrases came to hand, so I’m now here to present them to you… Enjoy and believe me; you’ll laugh your ass off!!!

• Eww… What’s that smell?
• I can’t feel anything…
• Can’t get it up!
• Damn, that was it???
• That’s all you got?
• Was I too quick?
• Don’t mind the rash…
• Is it in yet?
• Should I pay now?
• The milkman was better…
• Have you even started?
• Did you douche it?
• You’re only how old?
• How about a quickie?
• Are you done yet?
• Pay before you play.
• Wow, that IS small…
• Do you smell smoke?
• Who the Hell’s Jessica?
• It happens to everybody.
• Someone’s at the door!
• Wrong hole you asshole!
• I have had better.
• Turn the TV up.
• Don’t wake me up!
• Did you shower today???
• Oh, well. This sucks…
• God damn you stink!
• Is that a mole?
• The Roehypnol’s wearing off…
• Oh yeah, harder Jim (while in bed with someone else than Jim)
• It’s like a bucket!
• One for the team!
• What does THAT do?
• Your fanny fucking stinks…
• I’m nearly cuming Mom!!!
• Where’s the magnifying glass?
• This feels like fetus…

And my ALL-time favorites…

• Hi, I’m Michael Jackson!
• You’re a necro WHAT???
• Mom’s next door, Dad…
• You’re tighter than mommy!
• Get off my daughter!!!
• Your sister is better!
• Honey! I’m home!…
• What’s your name again?
• Take all 3 inches!!!
• I lied! I’m 12!
• He shoots, HE SCORES!!!