Narayan’s Implosion Flux

Ok, there are some weird shit going around on the internet but this is hilarious…

Two kids from the Philippines lip-sync to any song you can imagine and of course act to it…

The best of the videos I saw today by them is the following; Check out their mother rockin’ out at the background in the beginning and the end of it where their moustaches begin to just fall apart…!

If you wanna check out their page on Youtube (moymoypalaboy), just click here!

Μια επική ταινία λοιπόν, για ένα όμορφο αγόρι και τέσσερις θρυλικούς σαμουράι… Απλά θα λιώσετε στο γέλιο…

Συγχαρητήρια στους:

Σκηνοθεσία: Κο Μπι Σαν

Σενάριο: Αια Αι Μαιρη Αι

Ηθοποιοί: Γιαν Νη Σαν, Ιωάννη Σαν Γιάννη, Πετ Αι Τσουαι και ο θρύλος του Ευρωπαϊκού καράτε Αντρέ Τρουλα. Στο ρόλο του αγοριού ο Γο Δεσαν. Κόκκορας Αντώνης ο Να Σου Αι.

Αφιερωμένο στους κατοίκους του μικρού Γιαπωνέζικου χωριού Κου Καα Κι που καταστράφηκε ολοσχερώς από την οργή του Θεού Ομο…

OMFG, you just have to see this video… You’ll recognize the song, you’ll laugh your ass out! That said, let me let you enjoy yourselves with the best video I’ve seen these couple of days.

EDIT: Yes, there is an update… They GAVE HER THE LYRICS!!! Wait for the crowd’s sing-along to laugh your ass out…

Remember this guy?

Of course you do! It’s the one and incomparable friend of Butt-head, Beavis!

(Click on the next picture for info about the series on Wikipedia)

It might have taken me a long time to do so, but I did find him at last…

So, with further ado, I present to you the REAL-LIFE BEAVIS…!!!

Unbelievable, right??? Well, believe it!!!

hahaha!!! Good times…

I found this AWESOME video on metacafe. Some people DO plan a lot before doing a prank! And yes! It might be in German, so I have no clue what they’re talking about, but at the end, do you really wanna know???

Hilarious Mirror Prank - The best bloopers are here

BMW let the following ad out in a magazine…

Of course Audi had something to say about that too…

Subaru then found the chance to do her own bit, so…

And last but not least, the president of Bentley wanted to comment on all these… Here is his answer…

Have you ever wondered how 4 little words –or even less– can totally RUIN sex??? In a small bulletin going around on MySpace, a list of very good 4-word sex-ruining phrases came to hand, so I’m now here to present them to you… Enjoy and believe me; you’ll laugh your ass off!!!

• Eww… What’s that smell?
• I can’t feel anything…
• Can’t get it up!
• Damn, that was it???
• That’s all you got?
• Was I too quick?
• Don’t mind the rash…
• Is it in yet?
• Should I pay now?
• The milkman was better…
• Have you even started?
• Did you douche it?
• You’re only how old?
• How about a quickie?
• Are you done yet?
• Pay before you play.
• Wow, that IS small…
• Do you smell smoke?
• Who the Hell’s Jessica?
• It happens to everybody.
• Someone’s at the door!
• Wrong hole you asshole!
• I have had better.
• Turn the TV up.
• Don’t wake me up!
• Did you shower today???
• Oh, well. This sucks…
• God damn you stink!
• Is that a mole?
• The Roehypnol’s wearing off…
• Oh yeah, harder Jim (while in bed with someone else than Jim)
• It’s like a bucket!
• One for the team!
• What does THAT do?
• Your fanny fucking stinks…
• I’m nearly cuming Mom!!!
• Where’s the magnifying glass?
• This feels like fetus…

And my ALL-time favorites…

• Hi, I’m Michael Jackson!
• You’re a necro WHAT???
• Mom’s next door, Dad…
• You’re tighter than mommy!
• Get off my daughter!!!
• Your sister is better!
• Honey! I’m home!…
• What’s your name again?
• Take all 3 inches!!!
• I lied! I’m 12!
• He shoots, HE SCORES!!!

Funny video fell in my hands and thought I should share…

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn’t need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, “You’re next.” They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.